ARK Survival Ascended | A Cursed Game Review™ | Alpha Boss Edition

A deranged and unhinged game review of ARK Survival Ascended. Will Beach-Bob defeat Robo-JigsawJ3sus™? Will our protagonist ascend and leave the ARK? Written and edited by a sleep deprived dinosaur enjoyer stuck in a weird relationship with wildcard’s dumpster fire games. This video took over 2 months to record and edit. Enjoy watching the time I’m never getting back. Featuring old bugs now in HD! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- www.youtube.com/@TheChadventurer?sub_confirmation=1 https://discord.gg/Nv8RPaCEAX Support my garbage: https://www.patreon.com/TheChadventurer/membership https://twitter.com/TheChadventurer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 0:00 Intro 1:12 Ark's Lore 3:26 Early game 10:00 Midlife crisis the game 12:37 Dino Factorio Gone Wrong 13:31 Late Game 14:30 Marine Land Malaise 17:24 MMO Boss Rush 18:38 Tek Cave 19:11 Jigsaw Jesus Revengeance 20:22 The Bad 23:39 Conclusion -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ARK OST: We aren’t meant to live for ever Metal Gear 2 Theme of solid snake: The encounter remix Brielle Grapes GilvaSunner Guild Wars Nightfall OST: Festival of Lyss DKC OST: Aquatic Ambience Restored Tekken 7 OST: Jungle Outpost Round 1 Equator Line 1st Tekken 7 OST: Heat Haze Shadow Creative Exercise Mario Paint Halo Wars OST: Insignificantia All Sloppy-No Joe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #ark #arksurvivalevolved #arksurvivalascended #ark2 #gamereview #gaming --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------