In the heart of the Galactic Conclave, where diplomacy is an art and wars are avoided through endless bureaucracy, a catastrophic event unfolds: Vorklax the Unyielding—a towering six-armed warrior—issues a challenge to a human.
The galaxy holds its breath. No one challenges a human. Not if they want to survive.
But Gregor Thatch, an Earth-born diplomat, doesn't back down. Instead, he casually accepts—with a coffee in hand. ☕
What follows is a legendary test of endurance, mental strength, and absolute dominance. The entire galactic order trembles as they realize one terrifying truth: Gregor is not even trying.
As panic spreads, entire species prepare for evacuation. The High Council meets in desperation. Scholars rewrite history books. The fate of the galaxy now hinges on a single absurd challenge… 🪨
⚠️ Will the galaxy survive Gregor’s victory? Or has he just reshaped interstellar politics forever?
👽 Characters Featuring in This Story:
🔹 Gregor Thatch – A human diplomat with an alarming lack of concern for intergalactic challenges. Enjoys coffee, casual domination, and inadvertently causing mass hysteria.
🔹 Vorklax the Unyielding – A six-armed alien warrior, trained for decades in combat and honor rituals. Unfortunately, he has made a grave mistake by challenging a human.
🔹 Chancellor Ur’Vex – A sentient jellyfish in oversized ceremonial robes. Tries to maintain order but is rapidly losing hope in the face of human unpredictability.
🔹 Ambassador Xith – A nervous wreck of an alien diplomat. Understands that humans are a universal problem and spends most of his time praying for a miracle.
🔹 The Galactic Conclave – A collection of powerful alien species, currently in full panic mode. Some are rewriting laws, others are packing their bags to leave the galaxy entirely.
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