Extraordinary Chess Match (Kanade Izuru / Yukoku Roberu) - Eng sub

This stream was so funny but no one translate it so I'm doing it myself.
This is not a dedicated translation channel so don't sub to me.
Original stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PsBB6Ps_Ko

Kanade Izuru ch.:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZgOv3YDEs-ZnZWDYVwJdmA
Yukoku Roberu ch.:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCANDOlYTJT7N5jlRC3zfzVA