Yeah, I got the idea from an /r/todayilearned post. So sue me.
Sources:
https://warisboring.com/fidel-castro-s-bizarre-obsession-with-milk-27ce5c258de2#.yydegvmsn
Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/