HOA Ordered Me to Move My Boat — Didn’t Know I Own the Whole Lake
It started with a knock on the door—some self-important HOA rep demanding I move my boat off my dock. Said it violated some rule. Funny thing is… they didn’t realize I own the dock. And the water. And the entire lake.
Tried to flex HOA nonsense on the wrong guy. I didn’t just shut them down—I gave them a tour of my shoreline. Hope they brought sunscreen. It’s gonna be a long summer for the HOA.
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