Welcome aboard the Interspecies Diplomatic Vessel Harmonic Convergence, where two bewildered alien officers try to make sense of humanity’s strangest behaviors. From voluntary unconsciousness (sleep) and hallucinations (dreams) to deliberately exposing their skin to radiation (tanning), humans are a perplexing species unlike any other in the galaxy.
👽 Captain Zrylx and Lieutenant Klee dive into a xenobiology report that details humanity’s quirks:
✅ Music & Dancing – A form of non-mating ritual for pure enjoyment.
✅ Calcium Consumption – Humans drink the bodily fluids of other species to strengthen their own bones!
✅ Emotional Complexity – They cry when sad, laugh when happy, and build entire civilizations around emotions.
✅ Unpredictable Chaos – Somehow, they’ve won four wars against a hive-mind species using surprise economic offensives.
✅ The ‘Dog’ Dilemma – They’ve genetically engineered hundreds of subspecies of another creature… just to love them unconditionally.
As the first official meeting between humans and the Velutarians approaches, Ambassador Jackson Miller and his team prepare to make a great first impression—while their loyal diplomatic dogs threaten to steal the show.
🔥 But can the galaxy handle the chaos of humanity? Or will Captain Zrylx need to be sedated before he finds humans… endearing?
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