The entire world runs on coffee. You wake up? Coffee. Youâre tired? Coffee. Your life is falling apart? Coffee wonât fix it, but at least youâll be shaking too much to care. And yet⌠Iâve somehow made it this far in life without becoming a coffee drinkerđ¤Ą
So naturally, I decided to make coffee from scratch. As in, from coffee cherries. As in, from the tree in my backyard that I didnât even know was a coffee tree until five minutes ago. Excuse me, why did no one tell me I was running an undercover coffee farm??
Anyway, I tried to make Chamberlain Coffee but I tend to dream big and plan⌠never. Will I love it? Will I finally understand why Emma Chamberlainâs bloodstream is 80% cold brew at all times? Or even better will I suddenly gain the ability to speak in fast-paced, caffeinated monologues like Emma Chamberlain? Or will I just end up staring at my ceiling, contemplating my entire existence at 3 AM with heart palpitations?
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