THE CEREMONY WAS ALREADY OVER, WHEN I ARRIVED AT MY WIFE'S SISTER'S WEDDING VENUE. MY WIFE AND HER MOTHER, HOLDING WINE GLASSES, SMILED AND SAID, "FINALLY HERE? YOUR SEAT HAS ALREADY BEEN CLEARED. LOL." AS THE GUESTS AROUND ME CHUCKLED, I SAID NOTHING AND WALKED AWAY. BUT THE NEXT DAY, THEY CALLED ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN I IGNORED EVERY CALL.