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00:00 Does anyone here work in the judicial system?
00:12 I am currently on jury duty
00:16 I'm not supposed to talk about it
00:26 I was so honest with the judge
00:44 They ask you questions to filter you out
01:08 We meet Monday through Friday
01:24 Ladies and gentlemen
01:36 This dude is on trial for murder
01:49 He's wild guilty
02:03 I gave this guy a free weekend
02:14 It was so bad the jury couldn't hide it
02:43 I turned 40
02:53 Birthdays after 40
03:18 Noticing the passage of time
03:33 My niece is 4
03:53 My wife asked what's wrong
04:14 My son overheard the convo
04:46 Found out I was diabetic
04:54 I drank 3 half gallons of orange juice
05:07 The last coherent statement I made
05:37 At the hospital
05:49 Young doctor
06:22 I eat oatmeal now
06:39 Nobody likes oatmeal
06:53 Oatmeal is a means to an end
07:03 Oatmeal is made for 2 people
07:22 I'm not a fan of oatmeal
07:44 All the oatmeal eaters wanna tell me
08:12 You don't like oatmeal you like toppings
08:32 Oatmeal people
08:43 Who likes oatmeal
08:59 Picture yourself eating oatmeal
09:23 You're by yourself
09:44 Every major breakfast food
10:03 Make better decisions
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