Gather 'round as I illustrate some of the differences between two of Kawasaki's similar bikes, the Vulcan S (portrayed by my Claire) and the Eliminator (Pearl) and ponder why other reviewers can't seem to wrap their heads around why a light and a middleweight cruiser aren't occupying the same market segment.
This video also features loud birds chirping incessantly and shortly after recording, one showed up and bit my finger, but he was cool.