Ayo, here's the same video of Laura's Train Wreck Merch Corner but with better quality and a few additions since my last one was really bugging me. I made it on my phone and have been wanting to make a better one since Beacon launched and the quality there is SO much better.
I hope you enjoy!
I'll definitely make an updated one at the end of the campaign so we can all experience the entirety of Laura bumbling around trying to announce merch.
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TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 it's a-me, Mario!
00:11 Laura doesn't know what Canadia is
00:21 literal sweatpants
00:56 no, screw you
01:15 Twin fail energy
01:42 if you want to, but i don't know why you'd want CR merch. it's not like it's cool or anything
02:16 she's so bad at this
02:29 shop.critrole.eu
02:50 the origins of Laura's Train Wreck Merch Corner
04:19 Vax/Vex/Vix/Veth...whatever
04:44 have the vibes ever been on?
05:05 new merch? no way!
05:11 Laura forgets the most essential part of her job again
05:56 panic
06:00 nobody annoys Laura like Sam
06:42 SAMUEL
06:51 she always nails the URL
07:12 the archives collection
07:26 Laura's so hype for the Oracle of the Moon Deck
08:11 Ashley had to feel the muscle
08:55 "they're in the stores...I don't know which ones."
08:59 doo doo doo doo donuts!
09:07 no voice Laura
09:12 Laura will fart on you. that's not a threat, it's a promise
09:16 what compliments?
09:35 totally in-tune singing
10:22 smooth like always
11:01 mleh
11:03 win-win
11:11 "my love"
11:16 "this is the Laudna dress...Laudna's my girlfriend."
11:26 okay...
11:28 "I'm talking out of my butt."
11:44 Laura sucks at this and then makes it so much worse
12:06 Legolas Manor
12:29 so much stuff
12:50 cominics
13:07 "you're so beautiful"
13:16 anyway
13:20 the queen of segues
13:30 Travis is nasty
13:36 we have merch
13:38 we have more some stuff I'm going to talk about
13:46 Beau and Yasha are hot. that's it.
14:20 nonsense
14:24 more nonsense
14:30 hand f— painted
14:43 yeah, that's right, throw to Laura, Matthew
14:48 Laura sits on all the merch, y'all
15:20 Marisha is right. it would totally sell
15:47 fuck yeahhhh
15:55 cowards. let Marisha wear the hot dog