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Whats good people we got Matteo Lane at camp today to give his best dating advice, why dudes love the roman empire, and why the gays love Mariah Carey. Matteo is a great comic and an even better guy. WELCOME TO CAMP!
Edited and Produced by: @99OvrAll
Thanks to
Morgan and Morgan
Zippex
Blue chew
for supporting the greatest show ever
Timecodes
00:00 Intro
01:21 Matteo being a clean freak
02:50 Mark’s laundry snafu + absent mindedness
05:30 Coffee anxiety, Mummy complex + incessant cleaning
08:30 Do your job properly! Couch Dr to the rescue
12:00 20s are overrated + Matteo is world famous
17:00 Liza Minelli + St Patrick’s is horrific in Chicago
22:00 Horse meds, three peat covid + spicy feast
26:20 Maria Callas + impact of music videos
34:45 Mark’s 1st concert + Mark’s dad
42:27 $4k bed, sleep pee + Pit bull prejudice
49:50 Happy endings for dogs
52:00 Sub, Top + Bottom, advance special
55:38 Relationship advice - nudies etiquette
1:01:30 Video games, Fortnite + Tears of the Kingdom
1:08:35 No women at gay bars
1:12:30 Philosophical hypothetical - who is the worst?
1:19:30 Roman Empire dominance + Italian sign language
1:25:40 Mariah Carey is Matteo’s Roman Empire
1:30:00 Barbra Streisand is that guy
1:36:57 Stuck in elevator + Mariah’s whistle tones + insane ability
1:45:00 Celine battle
1:49:14 Paws up for Lady Gaga
1:52:15 Coming out, family support + being a gay comedian
1:58:30 Matteo on Broadway? + theatre kids are the worst