MY WIFE THE ‘HR’ SLIDED THE PAPER ACROSS: “ACCEPT THE 60% SALARY REDUCTION OR I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL.” JUST TO EMBARRASS ME INFRONT OF THE STAFF. "I NEED 24 HOURS," I SAID CALMLY. THAT NIGHT, I CALLED THE COMPANY’S BIGGEST COMPETITOR. TURNS OUT,
THEY'D BEEN WAITING FOR ME TO…