No Species Will Ever Forget The Moment When Humans Finally Lost Their Patience | HFY
Experience the ultimate tale of human passive-aggressive warfare in this comedic science fiction masterpiece. Follow Commander Jack "Papercut" McGillicuddy as he weaponizes bureaucracy against an alien council that just won't accept Earth into their ranks. Watch as humanity proves that the most devastating weapon in the galaxy isn't advanced technology or military might - it's paperwork. In triplicate.
This story features maliciously compliant humans, terrified aliens, sentient houseplants, quantum glitter, and the most dangerous weapon of all: customer service hold music. Witness the chaos as Earth's diplomatic corps demonstrates why you should never push humans to their limits, especially when they have access to both "Baby Shark" and infinite patience.
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and anyone who's ever wanted to defeat an alien civilization through the power of mild inconvenience. This HFY (Humanity, F*** Yeah!) story proves that sometimes the pen is mightier than the sword - especially when you're filing the forms in quintuplicate.
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