A one handed pot roast is not for the feint of heart. Or the two of hands.
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Recipe:
3 pound chuck roast
salt and sear
chop onion and garlic
add to crock pot (or brown onions first)
Add broth, red wine (vinegar)
¾ teaspoon salt per pound
pepper pepper pepper
thyme
chilli powder
cumin
anything else you think will taste good
anything else I forgot that you can remind me of in the comment
cook it for several decades
tase and adjust flavors
cook for several more centuries
eat it if you're still alive
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I said THE END. wtf are you doing?
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wow I feel so disrespected. stop scrolling right now, this is the end for real.
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your persistence is impressive.
the secret phrase is now gone. thank you for playing