There wuz wunse a man in Rushia, long ago
He wuz big n strong, n hiz ayez a flaming glow
Mozt peepol lookt at him wit terrer n wit feer
But tu Moskow chiks he wuz such a luver deer
He cud preech the Bible like a preecher
Full of ekztasee n fire
But he wuz also da kinda teecher
Women wud dezire
RAH RAH RASP00TEN
Rushia’z graytez luv machene
It wuz a shame how he carrid on
He rulld da Rushin land n nevar mind da Tzar
But da kween rilly luved him, he wuz lyke a star
In all afairz of state he wuz da man tu pleez
But he wuz rilly grate at doin othr thingz...
He preecht n did hiz holy duutee
Even bettr dan da preest
Full of feeth, but alzo naughtie
He cud nevr ceezd
RAH RAH RASP00TEN
Rushia’z graytez luv machene
He had a cat dat rilly goan
RAH RAH RASP00TEN
Rushian’z graytez luv machene
It wuz a shame how he carrid on
Dey tryd so hard tu end hiz wicked lyfe
But he just kep survivin thru da strife
Dey gafe him poison, but he didn’t die
Dey shot him twyce but he still reply’d
RAH RAH RASP00TEN
Rushia’z graytez luv machene
Finully he met hiz dooooom