Serious Sam! A game about matching weapons and enemies in a way that is sure to satisfy autistic people and six year olds. As complicated as an episode of Blue's Clues and as repetitive as Teletubbies.
You asked for it.
Special thanks to:
Ghost81 & InnocentClarke - Thanks for pestering me about this. I think I ended up with a decent video to show for the whole ordeal.
Treeghettox - We may disagree, and you may be an asshole, but you actually got me to care about Serious Sam. Well played.