What happens when the most ancient, reality-warping species in the universe finally meets humanity? Not war. Not madness. Just... coffee, sarcasm, and a dangerously casual diplomat named Jake Morrison.
In this epic HFY sci-fi story, the Iridani—cosmic beings who have shattered civilizations simply by existing—encounter the one species too reckless, too friendly, and too stubborn to fear them: humans. With Lieutenant Jake Morrison at the helm (armed with caffeine and bad decisions), the galaxy’s greatest threat is handled the only way humans know how—through conversation, dumb bets, and a total disregard for protocol.
✨ If you love irreverent humor, first contact absurdity, and humanity being its chaotic, heartwarming self—this one’s for you.
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