Steamed Hams but Chalmers is obsessively investigative

GOOD LORD

Some alternate titles:
Steamed Hams but Chalmers is a detective
Steamed Hams but Chalmers isn't having any bullshit
Steamed Hams but Chalmers has a high-conflict personality
Steamed Hams but Chalmers is an opportunistic killer
Steamed Hams but Press X to Doubt
Steamed Hams but it's on Hard Mode