When Morticia (Carolyn Jones) hears the stock market has crashed, she assumes that Gomez (John Astin) has been financially wiped out and rallies the family to help make money. Morticia gives fencing and dancing lessons, Lurch (Ted Cassidy) and Fester (Jackie Coogan) run an escort service, Grandmama (Blossom Rock) styles hair, and the kids run a poison drink stand.