In need of artistic fulfillment, Morticia (Carolyn Jones) takes up sculpting. Art critic Bosley Swain (guest star Hugh Sanders) views her first endeavor--a three-eyed Gomez (John Astin) statue--and clubs it with his cane. Gomez, who won't have Morticia's heart broken, gets Sam Picasso (guest star Vito Scotti), a seedy art dealer, to buy it.