Hello!
This is a 🪒baldified🪒 parody of God Games that we made in the comment section!
This song follows Baldthena as she tries to convince the other gods to donate their hair to Baldysseus.
This project took the longest out of all my parodies, and I’m so happy with the result! This took around 4 days to produce.
Credits:
Lyrics- The YouTube handles for the people who made the lyrics are listed on screen. If there is nothing listed, then I made the lyric!
Art- All the art shown has the artist credits on screen. All the balding was done by me!
Thumbnail- The original frame of this thumbnail was taken from Gigi’s God Games animatic.
Song- The owner of the original song is Jorge Rivera Herrans. All credits for the instrumentals and the original lyrics go to him.
Link to the original song: https://youtu.be/5m3Xe7iDivk?si=JpoCiuMYEZoH0vRk
Lyrics:
Baldthena:
Father, Baldy, rarely do I ask for haircuts
Now I'm shaving, at your door with hopes to save the
Hairs of one who's been hoping to grow it out long...
Baldysseus
King of the Balds:
Transplant intervention...
Is that what you seek?
To donate some hair...
To the head of that greek?
You are playing with barbers...
For a head full of shine
But if he's worth the pain of growing it longer...
Why not make it look fine?
Convince each of them to donate their hair, and he'll get a transplant.
Baldthena:
Who's them?
King of the Balds:
Abaldo!
Hairphaestus
Afro-dite!
Haires
Haira!
Or me...
What do you say?
Abaldo:
Braid!
Hairphaestus:
Hairy well...
Afro-dite:
Eh...
Haires:
Baldright!
Haira:
Shiny!
Baldthena:
Wig it.
(Abaldo!)
Abaldo:
You all know I'm a fan of catchy styles!
So with these baldies looking vile,
I think Baldy can wait awhile!
Baldthena:
They were trying to shave him first!
All he did was reimburse them!
Now they'll shave with caution first!
To grow hair another day and not start shaving worse!
Abaldo:
If that's true, transplant him.
(Hairphaestus!)
Hairphaestus:
Wigs aren't grown out, they're made!
Why should I let him hide his shave?
He won't treat his hair well anyway!
Baldthena:
Have you completely failed to listen?
He was betrayed, then his crew shaved him!
But if you make the right decision
He can still show his hair care and prove he missed it!
Hairphaestus:
Fine, transplant him.
(Afro-dite!)
Afro-dite
Your little high and mighty
Baldysseus
Claims to shave his mother,
but let her die of an ugly part...
Baldthena:
He was busy styling!
Afro-dite:
More like busy shaving the dread-clops!
His mother had to feel shame so leave him to feel the same!
Baldthena:
Wait!
Please reconsider this...
Haires:
Really Baldthena, these old hair clips...
Baldthena:
HAIRES!!
(Haires! Haires!)
Haires:
What kind of sick clipper
Holds back his scissors
While his friends are getting razored...
He didn't even cut Scylla!
Didn't even try to shave her!
Shaves with razors to get the job done!
Never cuts hair up front!
Has an emo cut like his SON!!
Baldthena:
HOLD YOUR PERM NOW!
HIS SON'S MY FRIEND!
AND TELL YOUR BARBER
A BAD PART IS NOT THE END!
YOU WANT MORE HAIR SHAVED
THEN TRANSPLANT THE BALDY!
TO MAKE IT BACK HOME,
HE'LL SHAVE EVERYONE BADLY!!!
Afro-dite & Haires:
Eh, transplant him.
Haira:
Hey baldy!
(Haira!)
So many hair-oes!
So many tails!
Give me one good hairstyle!
And he will prevail!
Baldthena:
He'd look good with a middle part...
Haira:
Try harder...
Baldthena:
Maybe some dreads or a perm?
Haira:
He would look better with that!
Baldthena:
Maybe a bowl cut?
Haira:
Eh...
Baldthena:
Maybe some long hair to match with his WIFE!
Haira:
Transplant him.
Baldthena:
He will look fine! I've won!
Transplant him.
King of the Balds:
You dare to baldify me?
To make me feel shaved?
No one plucks me.
EVERYONE DREADS MY GAME!
BALDY SHAVE HER
WITH A RAZOR!!
SHOW HER I'M THE HAIRCUT CALL,
THE ONE WHO MAKES HER HAIRLINE BALD!!!!!!!!
Haires:
Is she bald?
Athena:
Let him grow!
Please...
Let him grow...
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