When humanity failed the Galactic Council's psychological evaluation, they were branded officially insane. Skydiving, boxing, and drinking poison for fun? Obviously suicidal.
But when a dive bar explodes into an interspecies brawl, one sarcastic human—Captain Jake Morrison—turns galactic chaos into interstellar diplomacy using nothing but a beer, a chair, and dangerously high levels of confidence.
Witness the absurd, hilarious, and surprisingly profound moment that changed how the galaxy views humanity forever. This is the story of how madness became diplomacy, and how a single Terran turned a warzone into a peace summit... by starting a better bar fight.
💬 Comment below: Would you trust humans with galactic diplomacy after this?
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