This video is dedicated to the guy whose bad take inspired it (https://blog.tms.edu/did-the-early-church-teach-transubstantiation ), and the nice lady who shared his blog post with me.
You can buy St. Cyril's latest book here: https://www.cuapress.org/9780813210261/the-works-of-saint-cyril-of-jerusalem/
And St. Ambrose's here: https://www.cuapress.org/9780813213439/theological-and-dogmatic-works/
And read the Council of Jerusalem of 1672 online here: https://catalog.hathitrust.org/Record/100337943
References to what I read from their books: St. Cyril of Jerusalem, _Myst. catech._ 4.1–2, 6; St. Ambrose of Milan, _Sacr._ 4.14–16.
Those illustrations of SS Ignatius, Justin Martyr, Irenaeus, and Cyril are by the wonderful Ariana. See more of her artwork online here: https://www.instagram.com/erravi.i/
A big thank-you to Bob for the timely loan of blue jeans and a flannel shirt.
The IPA joke is riffing on The Babylon Bee's Calvinist stereotype (e.g. https://babylonbee.com/news/study-calvinists-comprised-72-craft-beer, https://babylonbee.com/news/thousands-of-flannel-clad-bearded-men-march-in-calvinist-pride-parade, https://babylonbee.com/news/calvinist-nods-stoically-after-being-ambushed-by-surprise-party ). I dunno, I thought it was funny.
The airhorn sound effect is from Pixabay here: https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/dj-airhorn-sound-39405/
The ominous boom sound effect is from the Sound Effect Catalogue here: https://youtu.be/XGfdicc8ojg?si=uJyAphA5hjwaA9GU
The lovely recording of Liszt's piano transcription of Beethoven's 7th Symphony, 2nd movement is by Lambis Vassiliades, downloaded from Musopen here: https://musopen.org/music/2569-symphony-no-7-in-a-major-op-92/
I noticed there were a few glitches in the render of the last video, so I taught myself DaVinci Resolve for this one. Should improve the quality somewhat.
Yes, I do realize it's A.A. *Hodge.* But it would have been impolite to correct him.