Hello there!
This is a comedic parody of the Horse and the Infant that I made!
This song follows a teacher as he gets his students ready for a difficult test. Then, the principal lets him know his favorite student is cheating. By the end of the song, the teacher is forced to choose between expelling the student and his own job.
I hope you enjoy the video!
Link to the Horse and the Infant: https://youtu.be/bWIgy-Ls-SU?si=TyCxhSrGAH0V5YYz
Lyrics:
Teacher:
Alright my students listen closely
Today you may lower your grades
This year so far you've improved slowly
But now you won't maintain your A!
No matter how much you study
You won't keep a 4 point 0!
No student's ever passed this test
Here's what will be on it
(Oh no!)
Comprehension will be up first!
True or false questions will come in bursts!
Free response answers with a minimum word count will certainly be the worst!
There is a thirty minute time limit
So make sure to stay in it
Nestor, secure the door and lock it
Neo, pass out the tests, we're ready to start this
(Oh no!)
Find that little brain now
Use up all your smarts
FIght through every pain now
Ask yourself at heart
What do you read for
What do you write for
What do you long for
What do you fight for!
(What do you read for
What do you write for
What do you long for
What do you fight for!)
A better job
A better job
And co-o-llege!
And knowledge
And knowledge
(What do you read for)
A better job
(What do you write for)
College
(What do you long for)
Don't go away
(What do you fight for!)
START!
(Test taking noises)
(gasp)
What was that?
Principal:
A cheater
Who's taking the test
They're in your midst
Thinking they're smart, but it isn't true
Teacher:
Tell me who!
Principal:
I don't think you're ready
A student
Who's using AI
Their work is a lie
And if you're not careful, they'll pass the test
Teacher:
Save the rest!
I know that I'm ready
Principal:
I don't think you're ready
Teacher:
My favorite student?
How could this be?
It could be anyone else, but this, I won't believe
Principal:
This student has cheated on all of his assessments
He's made you believe he's in the top percent
After this class
He'll "help" the rest pass
If you don't expel him now
The cheating will ascend
You can say goodbye to
A better job
You can say goodbye to
Your current job
Teacher, (Principal)
He could take another test!
(The other students will protest)
I could fail them all instead!
(There'll be no other students left)
He'll be overcome with dread!
(His work was never assessed!)
I'd rather plead for ya!
(He's making you plead!)
Down on my knees for ya!
(He's bringing you down on your knees!)
I'm begging, please!
(Oh this kid cannot stay in school!)
Teacher:
Please! Don't make me do this, don't make me do this!
Principal:
The futures destroyed are something you won't lose
All you can choose is whose
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