They Offered Earth Protection - Humans Asked 'From What?' | HFY Story
Experience the hilarious saga of how humanity exposes the galaxy's biggest protection racket! When the Interstellar Protection Agency offers Earth "protection" from cosmic horrors and space pirates for 30% of global GDP, they make one fatal mistake - they contact the only species bureaucratic enough to investigate their own bureaucracy.
Watch as Earth's intelligence agencies uncover an elaborate galactic scam complete with staged alien invasions, rubber tentacles, and an entire department dedicated to "cosmic horror acting." Journey through this epic tale of investigative work as humans discover that the galaxy's most feared protection agency is actually just an elaborate theater troupe with really good accountants.
Follow along as humanity transforms fraudulent galactic protection into legitimate defense services, replacing dramatic lighting and interpretive threat dances with actual security. See how asking one simple question - "From what?" - leads to the collapse of a millennia-old scam and the birth of genuine galactic protection.
Perfect for fans of sci-fi humor, bureaucratic detective work, and stories about humans using common sense to solve cosmic problems. Discover why real protection beats theatrics every time, though some still miss the tentacle choreography!
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