“Unless” in the title because I found even more bangers and I might make a 4th one. Maybe. We shall see
Content warnings: Brendon Urie, Panic! at the Disco in general, twenty øne piløts, Peterick but in like a /j way, Dream and his current crashout, one 9/11 joke, one very short Trump mention, and general nonsense.
TIMESTAMPS/CHAPTERS FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL VIDEO:
0:00 Stop jorkin your peanits and start jiggin like the Peanuts!
0:24 Do you guys have a ouija pillow that like rolls around and sings Michael Jackson?
0:37 guess who got gas station nachos?
1:01 fucked up Sam’s Club membership photo
1:11 But I am on my way! Like that is tea!
1:21 this entire series is so fucking accurate but the Brent Wilson wolf hoodie comparison takes me out every time ITS SO RIGHT
2:25 how I feel dressing in my special interest to the club
2:32 you’re going to be as old as this Danny Phantom AMV playing Linkin Park’s Numb in the background
2:47 I’m gonna brush your teeth while I say this
3:03 and in the morning, she was boobless
3:20 girln’t ✅
3:28 why is this world freakin revolved around dating and dating and dating and dating
3:43 GANDALF BIG NATURALS IS HERE!!!
3:56 haunted toaster but it gets worse
4:38 One ticket to Homestead please! Only one!
5:02 But wait, there’s more!
5:55 real life Saul Goodman Nextbot or whatever the fuck it’s called idk
7:17 fuck it, Helena on the 2007 Hannah Montana TV
7:32 lying is the most…fun…lying is the girl…
7:47 One ticket to Homestead please! (Alternate angle)
7:59 live footage of me every time I listen to this fucking album
8:14 why did I find a Gerard way at the mall
8:29 they hit the second tower (as i typed this i just realized how fucked it is that this is immediately follwing an MCR video 💀)
8:42 the Fast Fridays story (it’s long but I swear it’s worth it)
10:34 please tell me someone understands this joke I still quote the iRenew video to this day
10:49 being gay is really expensive
11:02 Peterick legos (sorry I just find this one extremely funny)
11:17 hey what that mean if the pot doin a little dance on that
11:31 how Dream felt saying a slur on Twitter
11:38 Don’t. Take. THESE BEAUTIFUL THINGS THAT IVE GOT. PLEASE. STAY.
11:56 all the comments on this one were saying that this is what Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk’s grandkid is gonna be like as a teen and I hope so this is awesome
12:20 a place where you can be yourself no matter if you’re geeky
12:27 no no no not in *****’s America
12:38 …what about Raid…
13:11 ar ar arar ar ar arar arar
13:18 HEY. MOTHER. FUCKING. PIG.
13:33 obligatory skywarped33 mention 👍
13:47 Corner of WHAT
13:54 8 HUNDRED 5 8 8 2 3 HUNDRED. EMPIRE!! (TODAY)
14:02 me after I redrew one of the university hoodie photocards as my favorite duo (Glitching Fates Grayson and Will)
14:09 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! INTRODUCING: THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH!!!
14:16 I-I SEE A DREAMER OVER THERE BY THE WATER
14:29 it’s 8;55 but my microwave says it’s ass o’clock
14:34 BUT I GOT NO! BUT I GOT NO! KAKORRHAPHIOPHOBIA!
14:42 but you’re insane about it and they’re normal
14:49 hell yes I am 🎱🫡
14:55 Ryan Ross and Chappell Roan fancam baby 🔥🔥🔥