ZIGZAG THE GRAND VIZIER

MY FRIENDS! IT GRIEVES ME TO SEE YOU FEED ON PERSONS LIKE ME – WITH NO MEAT. JUST HELP ME A LITTLE AND I WON'T FORGET... TO FEED YOU EACH DAY... A SURPRISE THAT IS PLUMP, PORTLY, PAUNCHY, AND FAT! FAT! FAT! FAAAAAAAAT!!