Join me on a surreal journey with Turkmenistan Airlines from Bangkok to Frankfurt. From zero safety checks to a $2 billion mega-airport that feels like a dystopian movie set, this flight isn’t for the faint-hearted. Buckle up for an unforgettable adventure, where legroom is a luxury, and Turkmenistan's strict rules make every moment an experience like no other.
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Airline: Turkmenistan Airlines (T5)
Aircrafts: Boeing 777-200ER and Boeing 777-300ER
Departure: Bangkok Suvarnabhumi Airport (BKK), Thailand
Transit: Ashgabat International Airport (ASB), Turkmenistan
Arrival: Frankfurt Airport (FRA), Germany
In this documentary-style trip report, we take you aboard Turkmenistan Airlines, one of the world’s most secretive and surreal carriers. Flying from Bangkok to Frankfurt, we explore the bizarre and unsettling experience, from a $2 billion mega-airport in Ashgabat to an uncomfortably turbulent takeoff. Turkmenistan Airlines, with its intimidating crew and lack of safety checks, offers a truly unique flight experience. While the airline might be a budget traveler’s dream in terms of luggage allowance, the reality of flying with a dictatorship-run airline is far from ordinary. With no online check-in for foreigners and a cabin that feels stuck in time, the flight presents more than a few surprises. Join us as we uncover the strange reality of this two-star airline, the quirks of Ashgabat's airport, and the challenges of navigating Turkmenistan’s restrictive policies.
Turkmenistan Airlines: the Most Secret Airline in the World?
Turkmenistan Airlines (Turkmen: «Türkmenistan» awiakompaniýasy açyk görnüşli paýdarlar jemgyýeti, commonly known as Türkmenhowaýollary), the national carrier of Turkmenistan, was founded in 1992 and is based in Ashgabat. It operates both domestic and international flights, connecting passengers to 17 destinations worldwide. Known for its unique services, the airline operates from its hub at Ashgabat International Airport. While it has a fleet of modern Boeing aircraft, Turkmenistan Airlines is often criticized for its less-than-ideal service and lack of safety procedures. It’s a state-run carrier, heavily influenced by Turkmenistan's authoritarian regime. Despite facing financial troubles, the airline has made efforts to modernize its fleet, including the introduction of Boeing 777-300ERs for long-haul routes. The airline offers a range of classes, including Premium Economy on its newest aircraft, along with a free in-flight magazine, Lachyn, for passengers. Although it provides generous baggage allowances and a competitive price, the airline’s unique and sometimes unsettling travel experience, combined with Turkmenistan's strict rules, has made it a subject of both intrigue and controversy.
About Turkmenistan:
Turkmenistan, located in Central Asia, is often compared to North Korea due to its strict authoritarian regime and isolationist policies. The country shares borders with Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Afghanistan, and Iran, and is known for its vast desert landscapes. Its capital, Ashgabat, is filled with grand white-marble buildings and monuments, reflecting the regime’s obsession with grandeur and control. Often referred to as the "North Korea of Central Asia," Turkmenistan is heavily governed by the state, with severe restrictions on free speech, movement, and access to information. Despite its rich natural resources, including oil and gas, the country remains largely cut off from the global community.
Timestamps:
00:00 Introduction
00:29 Today’s Flight with Turkmenistan Airlines
01:22 Plane Spotter Hotel in Bangkok
01:56 Heading to Bangkok Suvarnabhumi Airport
02:42 Check-in Experience
04:25 A very strange Airline
04:59 Boarding
05:39 Welcome on Board (777-200ER)
05:58 Seat and Cabin
06:21 Terrible Weather
06:52 A very unsettling Take-Off
07:11 Panic
08:23 Good Morning
08:34 Breakfast
09:22 A strong Leader
09:36 A Crappy IFE
10:18 A weird Flight
10:36 A Strange Situation
10:58 Getting Accused for Stealing
11:20 Propaganda
11:54 Landing
12:09 Ashgabat
12:50 Mixed Up with Turkish Airlines
13:23 Getting Detained: Bizarre Rules & Dangerous Consequences
14:21 A very unique Airport
15:04 Boarding
16:13 A Sense of Carelessness
17:02 Take-Off
17:25 Not the Flight Path I’ve expected
17:51 More Propaganda
18:33 Loo
18:42 Catering
18:57 A very bizarre Dictatorship
20:03 Reflecting
20:24 Getting Hate by Patriotic Trolls
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