What horrors await me... | How to Drink

Use my code HTD to get $5 off your delicious, healthy Magic Spoon cereal by clicking this link: https://magicspoon.com/htd Little did I know that Meredith has been filling a cooler with the most terrible products available to torture me with one day. Joke is on her, I managed to make something pretty good out of it. If you want to see us truly lose our minds you will enjoy the end of this episode. Now Curiada is offering $5.00 off first-time purchases of $50+ with code GREG & free shipping always on purchases of $200+ with code HOWTODRINK - https://bit.ly/trytheseinstead Use code HTD at Magic Spoon: https://magicspoon.com/htd Curiada: https://bit.ly/trytheseinstead Twitch: http://bit.ly/2VsOi3d H2D2: http://bit.ly/YTH2D2 twitter: http://bit.ly/H2DTwit instagram: http://bit.ly/H2dIG Blog: http://bit.ly/H2DBlog Patreon: http://bit.ly/H2DPatreon Gear: https://amzn.to/2LeQCbW 00:00 - Cooler of Doom 00:48 - Lets dive right in with Friday's Orange Dream 01:50 - Tasting notes 04:17 - Moonshine Pickles Tasting Notes 06:47 - Skinny Girl Margarita Tasting Notes 09:20 - A message from our sponsors 10:49 - Truly Lemonade Freeze Pops Tasting Notes 13:59 - Buzzballz 14:35 - Lime Rita Chiller Tasting Notes 16:00 - Strawberry Rita Tasting Notes 17:51 - Choco Cooler Tasting Notes 18:23 - Pineapple Colada Tasting Notes 19:58 - Smirnoff Ice Red, White and Berry Tasting Notes 21:38 - Green Apple Tasting Notes 23:00 - Twisted Shots Sex on the Beach Tasting Notes 24:12 - Miami Vice Tasting Notes 25:05 - Lavender Martini Tasting Notes 26:56 - How do I get out of this 27:19 - I did an oopsie... 29:05 - Can it be done?? 33:21 - It can, but only once. 33:50 - Tasting Notes 35:14 - Goodbye Daffy's Delight: Build in shaker 1 oz. -or- 30 ml. Vodka Most of 1 melted mango Truly hard seltzer freeze pop 1 oz. -or- 30 ml. Green Apple Smirnoff Ice 1.5 oz. -or- 45 ml. Buzz Ball Pina Colada 1 oz. -or- 30 ml. Friday's Orange Dream Add ice and shake Pour into glass Float of sex on the beach Twisted Shot If you want to proof it up throw another oz of vodka in there, why not? Slowly but surely, I'm starting a mailing list so that I'm not fully dependent on YT's algorithmized notifications system. If you'll sign up, I promise not to abuse your generosity, or sell your info to anyone. It's over on the blog right here: http://bit.ly/H2DBlog Incredibly Awesome People who make this show possible! Aditya Choksi Whiskey Tribe William Madrid Erik Språng Nicholas Tsotakos Matthew Klein Richard Rappuhn Adam Doyle Sean Makiney Bill Todd Swain Olivia Jeff Lewis Huyen Tue Dao Christopher Zehnder Alex Bertrand Christy Rusk Daniel Batson That One Guy Anne Burns TsubasaAkari Stacy Ferguson Brandon Wilson Sarah Chapin Jacob Scida Jeremy Samuels Zack Fasel Marcus Larsson Nick95 Heather Briana Ryan Patrick Unger M W Heather Guillette Benjamin Birdsall Isaiah Green Rebecca Chris Psanis AmandaKay Eoheomili Joe Johnson Blanchard Erin @SecBarbie Jacobs GearOverlord Chele Herman Shelby Benton Russell Pope Dennis Groome Syy Ray P. Cory McNinch Daniel VanEyl-Godin