Phew, finally. Now I don't have to think about J.K. Rowling or Harry Potter ever again...I hope. With her, you never really know.
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Tracks Used (In Order):
Black Dresses - Beautiful Friendship: https://blackdresses.bandcamp.com/track/beautiful-friendship
Lvers - AXSYS/SERAPH: https://open.spotify.com/track/0YGrY88FrxR7c1BakPe2dL?si=HfDoCouYTdq3b_Y7HvY1gg
John Williams - Prologue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuPb1J_RCJM
John Williams - Leaving Hogwarts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmQ1XTWg74M
Richard Dawson - The Vile Stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOSvzRHgifc
The Witcher 3 White Orchard Combat Theme Extended: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrWKljJHRNo
Satoru Kōsaki - Quarrel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJvUeu5h5XE&list=RD1BvDrO-ntHk&index=11
M Bulteau x Toby Fox - Undying Waters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N1jq7TUWbI
Disasterpeace - Jump Error: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNYsO25n-MQ
Iglooghost - Niteracer: https://iglooghost.bandcamp.com/track/niteracer
Patricia Taxxon - New Plains: https://patriciataxxon.bandcamp.com/track/new-plains
Patricia Taxxon - Old Ways: https://patriciataxxon.bandcamp.com/track/old-ways
Opeth - To Bid You Farewell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxu1bku4wN0
Satoru Kōsaki - Heavy Violence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qtqXYrit54
Polyphia - James Franco: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGJanIS0U98
Slint - Glenn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRdktH11rRk
Patricia Taxxon - Delivery: https://patriciataxxon.bandcamp.com/track/the-delivery
Patricia Taxxon - Rosa: https://patriciataxxon.bandcamp.com/track/rosa
The Comet Is Coming - Blood of the Past: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8UWZRSg_Lg
John Williams - A Window to the Past: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrZB9nPMvS4
Yes - Roundabout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmZoQFYYx8U
Sources and Other Links:
If you don't know about Hbomberguy's video "Fallout 3 is Garbage, and Here's Why": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLJ1gyIzg78
The Take's video on the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_gxo8l9j8s
My video on the Canadian Police: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8BiLJ-fl2o
My Star Wars prequels meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CCh85jGYTI
The Girl Who Convinced Her Dad to Publish Harry Potter: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/revealed-the-eight-year-old-girl-who-saved-harry-potter-296456.html
Quora post on the number of wizards in the Harry Potter Universe: https://www.quora.com/How-many-wizards-are-there-in-the-Harry-Potter-universe#:~:text=In%20South%20American%20about%201,million%20to%2015%20million%20wizards.
Conspiracy Theory Thing: https://www.timesofisrael.com/historians-cast-doubt-on-hitler-jewish-heritage-claims/
J.K. Rowling's Twitter callouts: https://www.timesofisrael.com/j-k-rowling-takes-on-anti-semite-fellow-author-in-twitter-spat-over-corbyn/
Intro: (0:00)
Why Children Like Harry Potter: (2:58)
There Is Almost No Plot: (8:25)
The Characters Are All Shallow Caricatures: (19:56)
There Is No World Outside Hogwarts: (31:50)
The Magic System Is Broken: (37:39)
Were These Books Actually Written By A Child?: (42:58)
J.K. Rowling: (50:08)
Conclusion: (56:57)
#jkrowling #harrypotter #hogwarts