The Elder Empire Had One Rule: 'Never Make Humans Drop The Polite Act | HFY
Get ready for a hilarious and thought-provoking sci-fi adventure that will make you rethink everything you thought you knew about politeness and diplomacy! When the mighty Elder Empire first encounters humanity, they assume that the humans' unfailingly polite demeanor is a sign of their primitive nature. Little do they know, they're about to learn the hard way that politeness is not weakness—it's a warning.
As the Elder Empire's patronizing attitude towards humanity grows, the humans continue to smile and follow every bureaucratic procedure to the letter. But behind the scenes, they're documenting every condescending comment and dismissive gesture, all while hiding their true technological capabilities. When a galactic crisis hits and the Elder Empire's arrogance reaches new heights, the humans finally drop the polite act—and the galaxy is never the same.
Join the human delegation as they navigate the complex world of galactic politics, armed with nothing but their impeccable manners and a few trillion terabytes of advanced technology. Laugh out loud as they outwit the condescending Elder Empire representatives at every turn, and cheer as they finally reveal their true power in a moment of bureaucratic brilliance.
Packed with witty dialogue, clever plot twists, and a healthy dose of interstellar snark, this story is a must-read for anyone who's ever had to deal with a patronizing authority figure. Get ready to learn why the Elder Empire had one rule: "Never make humans drop the polite act!"
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