When Apex Predators From Twelve Galaxies Unanimously Voted To Avoid Earth's Orbit | HFY Story
Experience the hilarious tale of how Earth became the galaxy's biggest "NOPE" zone! When twelve galaxies' most fearsome apex predators gather to divide up space territories, they discover that humans are so chaotically fearless that they unanimously vote to avoid Earth entirely. Watch as alien species realize that any civilization that turns extreme sports into tourist attractions and tries to pet every deadly creature they meet might be best left alone.
Journey through the mounting evidence of human insanity as aliens discover we respond to lethal dangers by livestreaming them, turn invasion attempts into marketing opportunities, and treat their warning beacons like an upcoming music festival. See why the galaxy's most dangerous species decided that Earth isn't so much unconquerable as it is "absolutely not worth the paperwork."
Featuring:
Humans treating alien invasions like tourist attractions
Storm chasers baffling alien observers
Extreme sports terrifying apex predators
Florida Man stories as cosmic warning signs
Aliens discovering "ghost hunting shows"
And humanity accidentally becoming space's scariest species
Perfect for sci-fi fans, comedy lovers, and anyone who knows that humans are basically space's chaotic neutral species.
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